"THERE'S A MOUSE IN MY HOUSE!!!"

Helpful Employee: Eek! There's a Mouse in my House Exterminator Service. Can I help you?
Distressed Woman: HELP ME PLEASE!!! THERE'S A MOUSE IN MY HOUSE!!!
Helpful Employee: Don't worry, Ma'am. You've called the right people. We've got a special going on right now. Three exterminations for the price of two. Would you be interested?
Distressed Woman: I DON'T CARE!!! I NEED HELP NOW!!!
Helpful Employee: Okay, I'll take that as a no. Ma'am, could you please describe the perpetrator?
Distressed Woman: HE'S 10 FEET TALL WITH LONG VICIOUS FANGS DRIPPING WITH BLOOD!!! YOU MORON!!! HE'S A DAMN MOUSE, FOR PETE'S SAKE!!!
Helpful Employee: Ma'am, I know this is difficult for you, but, please, try to calm down. Now, we have a number of experienced professional exterminators on our staff. We have Omar the Persian Prince of Darkness who will have his head off before you can say, "Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves." Terrible Tickle Tom Tabby who delights in sadistic torture and cruel mayhem. Hannibal the Cannibal Kid Calico (who thinks he's a mouse) who will also dispose of him by having him for lunch...
Distressed Woman: ...though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I will fear no evil...
Helpful Employee: Okay, I'll send over Omar.