Bosley vs Baldness

When a man's hair goes, so too, his ability to play Ping Pong and other related sports. I did not realize this until I watched an infomercial for Bosley Hair Restoration. Without a full head of hair, a man simply does not possess the confidence (nor the looks) to compete in sports that require good hair, er, I mean, hand-eye coordination. Bosley Hair Restoration has assured me that with my new synthetic hair, my wife will once again cheer my physical prowess at the Ping Pong table (when she's not running her hands through my new sexy Bosley hair) but, until then, my athletic skills are still better suited for the remote control.